Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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