I don't think brook has ever known best
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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