Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
