If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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