Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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