Nicole vs. Life
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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