haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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