is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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