omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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