i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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