Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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