That's intense
Porn is love you can see.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
