mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You left your underwear on the fireplace
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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