My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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