We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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