it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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