i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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