Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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