if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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