okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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