Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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