I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize