I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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