I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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