I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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