Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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