Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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