I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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