I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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