Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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