think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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