I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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