all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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