I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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