Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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