We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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