No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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