Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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