Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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