i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I looked at my own cervix.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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