watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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