I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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