I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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