I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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That accounts for only three of the penises
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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