just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize