just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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