I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i think i have two assholes
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize