How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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