We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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