She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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