Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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