oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
