Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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