Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.