May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?