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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  a queef is a wish your heart makes.

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• (858): View more from California

  I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?

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• (707): View more from California

  Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  eyebrows regrow, your balls dont

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?

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