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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?

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  death...100% death...what r u planning.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.

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  Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  DICK-CITY HERE WE COME

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.

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