apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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