I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is wine microwaveable?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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